(Source: bumisquared)

I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

solluxander:

dont judge a book by its cover. my math textbook has a picture of someone enjoying themselves on it. i did not enjoy myself at all

(Source: cisphobic)

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

(Source: bearsnbritts)


(Source: aprettyfire)


laffforever:

a new roommate for nitori

the-listening:

metalhearted:

today is the oldest you’ve ever been
and the youngest you’ll ever be again

let that sink in

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promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

So last night I got drunk and played Skyrim

spectacledotter:

karlosmadera:

I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest. 

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this guy is playing skyrim correctly


You’ll suffer a thousand deaths before I’m done.


makanidotdot:

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it keeps happening